I know you're all jealous of our new purchase...who wouldn't be?

I mean, this thing is quality! It grills succulent steaks, juicy chicken, and
grilled vegetables like you can't imagine.
There's nothing like a ghetto George Foreman outdoor grill.
Our condo doesn't allow gas/charcoal grills and Dan wanted to feel like he's
doing his share of the cooking, so we settled on the electrical "grill"
(if you can even call it that).
Just don't trip on the electrical cord as you come to our front door.
Come on over and we can have a BBQ on our mosquito infested front porch!
Like I said, don't be jealous! You'd all love to be as
white trash as the Jensen's.....
but it's just not possible.